sábado, agosto 13, 2005

Dor de escroto VS Dor de glande...

Esta é a grande questão que se coloca actualmente e para a qual a comunidade ciêntifica ainda não conseguiu arranjar resposta suficientemente convincente. Segundo um estudo feito pela TRETA (Tratamento de Resultados Estudados em Tumores Anais), 55% da comunidade masculina (ficam aqui excluidos os homossexuais por razões que ainda desconhecemos) tem uma maior aversão à dor de glande! Segundo razões, cuja veracidade ainda não foi possivel de comprovar, parece que os homens tem medo de não conseguir desempenhar o seu papel de garanhão devido a esta dor! Os restantes 45% de homens que apontam a dor de escroto como sendo a doença do novo milénio são homens cujo historial sexual consiste em masturbação. A comunidade cientifica aponta o "espancar do golfinho" como sendo o principal responsável destas dores "insuportaveis" (designação de Zéze Quintanhede).
Vários investigadores apontam como principal saída o uso de preservativos ou, se possível, a total abstinencia de actividade sexual. Com estas revelações 95% deixaram de se queixar, alegando que a abstinencia sexual é uma dor pior do que qualquer uma destas duas.
Ao que se sabe estes investigadores ficaram apontados como candidatos ao proximo prémio nobel da medicina pelos seus grandes avanços na dor de glande, escroto, testicular e articulações avançadas do pulso! Existe ainda um matemático, um tal pai natal, não perdão enganei-me um tal senhor de Vitor Neves que ganhou prémio pelas suas investigações matemáticas! Ao que parece este grande senhor, sabendo que 95% dos pacientes tinham sido curados, ele miraculosamente provou que a maior parte dos doentes se tinha recuperado! O génio de Vitor das Neves (brancas) é apontado como um dos maiores de todo o sempre, é comparado ao do magnifico senhor emplastro por uns, e ao sapo cocas, por outros.
Mais uma história que comprova a mais valia da ciencia...
Para mais detalhes ver:
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P.S -- A parte do burro e do leão no link acima é facilmente compreendida por todos aqueles que já visitaram a página do nosso amigo vitor nevinhas!

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Blogger botanisso! disse...

O maior responsébel pelas dores no escroto é o Neves. Ele enrrabou muita boa gente no primeiro ano na UA.
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